Reality Club (dok. Sun Eater)
I’m in a pickle
I’ve found the love of my life
But if I ever want to make her my wife
That’s when the problems will arise
She’s so gorgeous won’t you come and see
But she can’t be with someone like me
I pray that there’s a miracle for me
Or else we simply can never be
So I’m finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I’m old and gray I hope you’ll be happy either way
She’s got a smile that’ll melt you in your seat
She’s got wits to make you move your feet
Alas the universe has me beat
Pushed apart just as soon as we meet
She’s got the beauty and she’s got the mind
The best damn person that you’ll ever find
I wish that she could stay as mine
Oh God won’t you give me a sign
So I’m finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I’m old and gray I hope you’ll be happy either way
I’m finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I’m old and gray I hope you’ll be happy either way
(Alright)
So I’m finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life (Woo!)
When I’m old and gray I hope you’ll be happy either way
I’m finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I’m old and gray I hope you’ll be happy either way
When I’m old and gray you know I’ll still love you anyways